Beyoncé: beyond categorization?

Beyonce : Beautiful Liar



Hmm... Beyond the OXYMORON here on display...
Just because she's so "beautiful" doesn't make up for the fact that she unabashedly LIES like that...! And it certainly doesn't SANCTIFY it either...!

And I would be remiss if I didn't add that, even if she was to ask Mad-Onna for guidance on this subject (she who sang, among other nonsensical tunes, "Like A Virgin" and "Like A Prayer") she wouldn't be getting any sanctification then either!

Beyoncé is guilty of the very same sins as the Mad one: she branched out into films and made dreadful contributions there... Both, ironically or just amusingly coincidentally, partnered with Austin Powers, an avowed sinner himself...! But that is another story/case...

Beyoncé has such angelic eyes though - unlike other starlets, pop tarts and assorted flavours like herself, she does not overemphasize that dark side of herself: which may explain why she is fading now while Lady Gagas are rising...

Beyoncé's buddy there, Shakira, is much like her and, in effect, nothing other than a latino version of herself...!



Forget about Shakira or that girl band she used to hang with, though!
Maybe we will tackle their cases, later...

Beyoncé's association with Austin Powers makes me think that, perhaps, she likes British music, too. But that cannot suffice to save her, methinks - or can it?
Not even Simple Minds can help her now, realistically (they who sang... "Sanctify Yourself")
*lol*