saints or sinners?

In the same vein as Jay Leno's perennial question "straight or gay" (lest it is "gay or straight" - who cares in this P.C. world anymore - eh? It is a funny segment on Leno's show) - let us thoroughly analyze now the qualities and the faults of many an illuminary... shall we? Ok? Good! ~ NOTA BENE: perhaps because of the subject matter, this blog is neither perfect with IE, nor with Firefox!

Saturday, May 09, 2020

Introduction - sending out that S.O.S.

This is a blog about SAINTS... (Says Grandpa)
SINS? (Boy asks, faintly)
-And SINNERS too-
for they often hang out together, somehow, y'know... 

You know a saint by his deed-dees 
And a sinner by his poo 
Don't mess with saints or them sissies too
But in the Grand Scheme of All Things, 
Great and Small, 
who's to pee all over this sh**...?

Sinners - cross out the sinners! 
Saintly - do it as saintly...
as possible! 

You should adopt the Good Method 
and only single out the sin 
Let the sinner go scot free 
as the saint - it's a win-win! 
However be aware that in the Order of Everything 
there'll be HELL to pay - one day...!

Sinners - cast out the suckers!
Saintly - as saintly as possible...!

(Please play some accordeon now - don't ask...)
(And, if you don't like this so far, 
 don't call the cops on us either!)

And so here is the entire raison d'être of
Saints Or Sinners!

Actually, there are more of the latter
and less of the former, here - far less! 
FARRRRR LESS... we think!!!
But let us NOT be the judges of that...
Let us just, er, WATCH 

Nota Bene: 
Aye, you can sing the words penned for mirth's sake, 
above, to the tune of the classic, if odd, 
''Check Out The Chicken'' 
by Grandmaster Chicken & D.J. Duck. 
(With wink-wink nods to a missionary and Eurythmics too!)
That's right - G.C. & D.J.D. -
there's two saintly sinners right there 
if I've ever seen some myself...! 
(Only slightly better than Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff...
Eurythmics? They're strictly the latter category tho...!)

Our very own S.O.S. Patron Saints, however, 
absolutely have to be these three: 
Guitar George... 
Honky Tonk Harry 
(aka Harry Who ''Doesn't Mind If He Doesn't Make The Scene'')
and Mark Knopfler... 
The Sultans Of Swing! 

And they're our kind of sinners, too!

What - were you expecting The Police?
(Sending Out An S.O.S. - duh)

Now if all that's not ooky enough for ya,  
you can show some sympathy where the sun don't shine
I ain't no saint, boys & assorted humanoids -
nah, not me! 

But that's another story... 

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Saturday, August 05, 2017

Ty Berius

Ahh... Good ol' Ty ''The Bear'' Berius! 
He appears like a fairly good hirsute fellow, aye - 
very welcoming, if only at first...

... laid-back, cool and relaxed, not threatening one bit... 

But then, he is prone to thunderous fits of RAGE... 
(I've seen those - it's not a pretty sight, I tell you!) 

Those started at an early age for him, apparently...

And it hasn't gotten better with age - 
nooooo! It got worse - much worse! 

He'll simply maul you without notice! 

I leave it up for you guys to decide: 
just look at him - is this a saint?!? 


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Tuesday, February 28, 2017



Yeah, yeah... We know (of course we do!)
We've already tackled this guy, too...

(And with so many sinners out there, awaiting their turn here...
YEARS passing by in-between posts... *LOL* 
How dare we post multiple times 
on the very same subject-case?!?
Well... It is very simple...
Right, Ty? 
Never mind...)

And with aaaaaaall of that in mind now, 
let's ask the question again...



Or... something in-between?!?

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Friday, August 09, 2013

Fairy Tales Were Never Like This!

Art By Eric Basaldua & Nei Ruffino,
© & All Rights Reserved

More and more, these days, we are seeing modern takes on auld folk materials - namely, adult, contemporary retellings of classic fairy tales! And they each get to be more clever than the last - lest it is just more raunchy? We are miles away from the artsy, tasteful and quite reverent even reimaginings done years ago by the likes of Neil Jordan's Company Of Wolves for instance...

Currently there have been a flurry of Red Ridinghood reinterpretations to go along with broader projects that regroup a number of them fairytale sources into a single tapestry of nonsense spiced up with elements taken from the tested and true soap opera formula or the episodic suspenseful drama that peaked with Chris Carter's X-Files - lest it was with J.J. Abrams' Lost? ABC's Once Upon A Time is a resounding success in that vein - especially when compared to a previous effort such as The 10th Kingdom... But that is another story!

Disney gave all the fairy tale princesses a makeover when they regrouped them and made them marketable with tons of merchandising based upon their collective and individual image. Even the Evil Queen got in on the fun and proved to be quite the cash cow as well - but that's another story too!

Disney plans to do the exact same thing with super-heroes as it acquired Marvel's stable and is now bent on milking it for all that that investment is worth...!

But we are not having Disney on trial here today - hold off the lawyers and plutos, Mickey!

We merely established the newly renewed and very tangible link between comic-books and fairy tales of old - for what is the former if nothing other than a modern take of the latter?

And so, we ask this question as we admire the artwork above, a true gem by artists Eric Basaldua & Nei Ruffino, truly: this stuff puts rival DC's master of babedom pin-ups and cover art, Adam Hughes, to shame, actually...!

And so...

We ask this question: were Snow White, Red Ridinghood, The Little Mermaid (Hans Christensen's baby!) and the rest portrayed there (Sleeping Beauty? But she's wide awake! Was she also or is she a Sleepwalking Beauty now? I'm just not sure who the others are supposed to be anymore...!) - are they supposed to be good, pure, virtuous ladies or, er, party girrrls after all?

Saints... Or Sinners?

You answer that!

And remember now:
I apply here the same rationale as I do to my own intellectual property and, in re: copyright law, the only exceptions to the rule occur in the advent of an objective review of the entertaining or educational value of said material and/or in the advent of objective and 'fair use' of copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.
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Thanks guys!

Sunday, February 10, 2013

This Guy!

  ...Evil Ethereal Feline From The Great Beyond!!!  

or The Luminous Cat - among us?

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